baelor:

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

(via sweetlysapphic)

hp-sauce:

pietriarchy:

the-fit-geek:

pietriarchy:

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

Don’t mock my squishy hulk nuts

this is the worst thing that could’ve happened to this post

@viderent u

maeamian:

I’m a lover not a fighter. Okay, I’m a sorcerer, but only because I couldn’t find lover in the player’s handbook

(via probablybard)

hp-sauce:

queenieeegoldstein:

any other Gays have a really hard time differentiating like platonic feelings and romantic ones due to years of trying to convince yourself your romantic crushes were just intense platonic feelings

and vice versa - compulsory heterosexuality is wild y'all